What you'll need
1 old Welcome Mat, found while dumpster diving
Gnarly cone incense, nothing pleasant
A lighter or matches
Directions
Place welcome mat in front of non-tweeker neighbor's door.
Place gnarly cone incense, two or three cones will suffice, on top of gross mat.
Light all cone incense on fire.
Especially useful for
when the 6-toed, inbred, stray cats that you kind of take care of start pissing in front of the non-tweeker neighbor's door and the apartment complex has made you aware of the issue.
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